Enough pleasantries, let's get serious. Santa is bullshit. There may have been pig ears, cow trachea, and treats both from Zuke's and Stella & Chewy's. But I do not believe in Santa, and I do not believe in playing dress up.
WTF - jingle bells & Santa suits? Are you kidding me?
Plus the brat didn't have to wear a Santa suit. Yeah, they gave him an elf hat & bells, but no Santa or elf coat. The indignity of it. I may look like the Grinch's dog, but I feel more like the Grinch. Bah Humbug!
Not to mention the little so-called Spy blew it. He made it through the mountains without puking; he managed not to pee in the car even though it was a long trip due to slow going over the snowy pass; but once at the house he pooped in the living room. What kind of spy does that? Please . . .
And a Merry "Bah Humbug" to you too, Gita. Pretty hard to be effective as a spy when you stick out like a sore thumb. And you really need to have a word with that little wanna-be spy.....I'm pretty sure the real Sean Connery wouldn't show up at a fancy dress party and take a dump on the carpet. Sheesh!!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
DeleteBut you're both adorable!! And snow!! Happy holidays to Chelsea's mirror twin and Conner!
ReplyDeleteGet over it Gita. Wear the silly hat. It makes the humans happy and they give you more stuff.
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